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Welcome to the next Engadget {Engadget}
Nov 19th 2009 10:32AM Hate it.
Want old one back.
Now.
Apple tablet(s) in 2H 2010 with OLED screen and tailored content in tow? {Engadget}
Nov 19th 2009 10:29AM Um... yeah, that's nice.
Anyway, wow do I get the OLD Engadget back? It's as if the old website had a head on collision with a calligraphy pen delivery truck. And the website lost.
The term 'cluster-fuck' also comes to mind.
Ask Engadget HD: What's the cheapest way to get streaming internet video on my HDTV? {Engadget HD}
Nov 18th 2009 3:55PM Um... with a cable. I'd suggest one with the correct connections. :P
IBM simulates cat's brain, humans are next {Engadget}
Nov 18th 2009 1:05PM Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Igor] Now that brain that you modeled for me. Was it... Hans Delbruck's?
Igor: No.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me... whose brain I DID put in?
Igor: Then you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby Someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Someone.... Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby.... Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide MAINFRAME!!!!?
[grabs Igor and starts throttling him]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Is that what you're telling me!!!?!?!
Dancepants: the music stops when exhaustion sets in {Engadget}
Nov 17th 2009 4:25PM Um guys, that's not her MP3 player.
VIDEO: Ten minutes of rally crashes devoid of butt-rock soundtrack {Autoblog}
Nov 13th 2009 3:57PM I would swear, they dug those ditches just to catch rally cars.
VIDEO: Low-flying pelican results in Bugatti Veyron Hydro Edition [*UPDATE: Now with actual crash footage!] {Autoblog}
Nov 12th 2009 6:05PM "Who's the U-Boat commander?"
Psystar founders claim they cracked OS X, hackintosh scene is 'all wrong' {Engadget}
Nov 11th 2009 6:03PM Well, when this is all over, I think the Dictionary definition of Psystar will read something like this:
Psystar |ˌsīstär| - (pronounced 'pwnd')
adjective:
company who's employees suffered hallucinations and apparent expansion of consciousness beyond normal reality. (*see nut-jobs)
• relating to or denoting a style of misinformation, characterized by arrogance and possible drug-related dementia. (*see omgimsohigh)
• denoting or having an intense, vivid colors or a swirling abstract star pattern : (*see psychedelic hippy T-shirt)
noun:
a stupid company.
• the first against the wall when the revolution came.
• Hans Reiser's cell mates (*see prison bitches)
Top Gear in trouble for mock ad depicting suicide {Autoblog}
Nov 10th 2009 5:27PM Me neither. Counting down the seconds.
Wonder now what 'trouble' we'll be seeing this season. It also makes me think that the more these rating groups piss bitch and moan about the content the better the next season will be.
As Clarkson might say... "Bring it on." ;)
OpenOfficeMouse isn't free, isn't pretty {Engadget}
Nov 6th 2009 4:01PM After years of trying, someone finally made a mouse worse than Apple's Hockey Puck. Congrads. There is an entire ring of Hell reserved just for you.
